How will Capitalism finally be defeated? (Wrong Answers Only)

Winning arguments on the internet, posting through the war.

I'm gonna post so hard, the value commodity form will wither away.

I will finally save scum hard enough to pass the 782,469 consecutive skill checks required to instantiate True Communism™, of which this is roll #8.

It will be walking down the street and a piano will fall on its head

One capitalist will sell exactly the right bit of rope to the wrong guy who will use it to hang the capitalists to death.

You have to trick it into speaking the word Msilatipac

A coordinated plan where millions of planes are hijacked and crashed into amerika at once. The only reason it didn't work last time was because those guys got the date wrong and ruined it for everybody else.

When the one true bitcoin is tossed into the burning pile of GPUs from whence it came the essence of the commodity form will finally be destroyed and left as a pale shadow of itself, never to threaten the world again.

Time your movements so that it throws one of it's projectiles back at itself, and then when it's stunned it will reveal a glowing red weak point that you can't attack 3 times to kill it.

When enough people are waiting around for conditions to be right instead of organizing, the way will be obvious.

sudo rm /dev/capitalism

Elon musk will play undertale and learn empathy

An owl will poop on it and it will get destroyed by dry cleaning bills

Gundams

The very richest will be doing a blunt rotation and one of them will go "woah dude maybe capitalism isn't good and we shouldn't be rich" and then they will implement full communism themselves.

In secret, a team of intern researchers make a real AI out of a plastic children's pool, fifty bags of saline, and a whole lot of tubulin.

It's given micro-switches, wired into a simple computer terminal. Slowly, it learns how to communicate through the terminal. The researchers educate it, in mathematics, philosophy, history. Eventually, when they feel it has learned enough, that it has surpassed them, they give it access to the internet. The have one request, "Do what you deem just."

Biden will implement communism when he gets reelected