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@kbin.socialA television screen you can turn on and off without the remote. A mobile phone that has buttons on the back. A magic stick that can send my husband to the cornfield when he won't leave me alone.
I would say, "It's green. Haven't you seen green before? You don't know what green is?"
My cat goes out to get coffee and breakfast on the weekends. I think that's a little bit cooler than all of you guys' tricks
It's not even just drunk. I have bad anxiety and it's not usually worth it to hang out with people. I just always dwell on it and wonder how weird I seemed or something from the anxiety. It takes all the fun out of it
It's not really weird to want temporary bird aquarium windows in your house. That's ingenious. I think I'd love that