At first I thought this was kinda silly, but then I realized that the silliness only multiplies its awesomeness
How difficult is it not to act on your feelings? How angry do you get at (god, nature, the universe, whatever) for burdening you with something so universally reviled?
I gotta admit, I’m a little freaked out, but your tone and straightforward honesty has helped quite a bit.
Pretty amazing that they can determine it’s not a threat just by looking at the outside of it.
Because people are dumb. If the machine knows when someone is looking at it, it can stop doing whatever it does to try and get your attention, and put itself in “sales mode”.
Still, you’re right. It seems like an overly complicated and expensive solution. Old-fashioned vending machines did the job just fine.
I’m sure the feds are asking where and from whom he got it. They’ve got a lot of leverage now.
As for how they found it, they probably had a warrant to search all his electronic devices for other domestic terrorism stuff. Whoops! Looks like he ignored the “only break one law at a time” rule.
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