He had to break the window to get the drummer out.
A pizza can feed a family of 4
He kneels down in the booth and the priest says, "ayy, my son, what is it that's troubling ya?"
The old man replies, "forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night I had sex with a gorgeous 24 year old blonde woman and her very attractive mother."
The priest looks solemnly at the man for a moment, bows his head, and then says, "I see, I see... Well if that's the case then say 5 our father's and 4 hail mary's"
The old man then says to the priest, "I'm sorry father but I just can't do that. You see, I'm Jewish"
The priest looking perplexed asks the man, "I see, I see, well then what are you telling me for?"
And the old says to the priest, "father I'm 86 years old! I'm telling everybody!"
Go wild.
I put one up already, but if anyone has a better idea I'm all ears.
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Why or why not and what do you use it for?
Would be a bit nice to be able to jazz up our spaces a little bit.
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