https://abc11.com/post/javion-magee-death-henderson-nc-investigation-not-lynching-vance-county-sheriff-says-despite-reports-hanging/15299573/
The family of Javion Magee and people in Vance County want answers and transparency in his death investigation.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-asserts-being-conservative-divorced-dad-whose-kids-wont-speak-to-him-anymore-is-the-new-punk-rock/
Conservative divorcee and frequent conspiracy forum visitor Ken Doherty claims his lifestyle epitomizes the punk rock ethos, according to sources who follow his Telegram channel.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/09/trump-russia-putin-tenet-media-i-told-you-so/
More evidence emerges of Russia's covert assault on American democracy.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/tim-walz-under-fire-for-allegedly-inflating-bag-toss-score-at-family-bbq-in-1998/
Democratic Vice President hopeful Tim Walz found himself in the middle of a barrage of criticism after it was revealed he allegedly inflated his score during a game of bag toss at a family barbeque in 1998.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/homeland-security-designates-jan-6-national-special-security/story?id=113605784
The act of certifying the presidential election results will now be given the highest security designation the federal government makes available.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/cop-worried-illegal-immigrants-eating-neighborhood-dogs-he-planned-on-shooting/
Local police officer Brad Jenkins vocally expressed concern that illegal immigrants were in town eating all of the neighborhood dogs he was already planning on shooting.
https://theonion.com/trump-avoids-answering-hard-questions-by-pretending-he-shot-in-ear-again/
PHILADELPHIA—Deflecting moderators’ efforts to pin down his policy positions during Tuesday’s presidential debate, Donald Trump reportedly avoided difficult questions throughout the evening by pretending he had just taken another bullet to the ear. “What? I honestly can’t hear you right now because someone’s trying to murder me and I’ve been shot in my ear—again!” the […]
https://theonion.com/cybertruck-owner-brags-about-high-tech-pedal-that-makes-vehicle-accelerate-when-pressed/
LOS ANGELES—Praising the latest of the car’s bleeding-edge features that felt like they came from the future, Cybertruck owner Anselm Hart bragged to friends Monday about its high-tech pedal that makes the vehicle accelerate when pressed. “It’s this bonkers, next-level thing that lets you go fast when push it down on it with your foot,” […]
https://newsthump.com/2024/09/09/apples-tim-cook-to-unveil-reasons-why-your-current-iphone-is-already-a-piece-of-shit-2/
Apple CEO Tim Cook will today unveil a series of reasons why your existing iPhone is now disappointingly obsolete and why you should immediately spend over £1,500 on the new iPhone 16 Pro.
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