@Senex
@reddthat.comI just got rid of my Kindle after accidentally turning on the wi-fi after 4 years. The new "updates" pissed me off. I recreated my old Kindle experience on an Android mini. Even have the same wallpapers!
No worries. Throw some extra logs on the campfire. She will just circle it a few dozen times, get too close and burn up. Problem solved.
I just bought a car and my wife keeps wanting me to look at all the "final notice" crap we keep getting. I told her if it isn't from our insurance company then toss it.
Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.