@Daxtron2
@startrek.websiteNothing about flappy bird was original when it came out and half its assets were ripped from other games.
"Breaking orbit" still leaves you in almost the same orbit around the sun as the earth. You need to slow down a lot to bring the periapsis of the orbit within the suns surface.
Sure he can pay for sex, but a loving wholesome relationship? His toxic ass personality drives that away.