Always remember to buy your ice cream scoop with a flaired base. You don't want to be making sundaes and all of a sudden lose a spoon up your asshole.
Ah friend, may i interest you in some nice meat pies? Currently two for the price of three. Black crunchy bits included.
Eh if people want to use the epic launcher that's their choice. I think it's a worse user experience than steam so even with a bunch of free games idk if that many zoomers would use it exclusively. But maybe you're right.
I'm much more worried about what happens when Gaben dies and who takes over after him. I can see a future where Epic drops ungodly amounts of money to aquire steam.
Interesting. But to accept this would mean also accepting that he doesn't have baby hands and I just won't do it. No sir.
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