I'm Ron Gow, I'm here to sell hot pants and eat gagh, and I just finished my gagh.
I am Nor Ris. Glory to your jeans that somehow never split. May the lissome blonde prosecutor named Alex plant a dagger of love into both your hearts.
"I love shitposts."
"Ah, yes. But they are so much better if you read them in the original Klingon."