There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
Towlie says: Don't forget to bring a towel!
Couldn’t this all be accomplished with a shirt? Which, you know, you just wear?
I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel
If you did forget your towel I suppose a blahaj would suffice.
Would be nice if we could elaborate on #2. What we soak our towel in is just as important as the act of soaking it in a tactile combat use.
unzips
oh my
Use as a sail
Are we Robinson-ing or what?
Makes a great strainer when mixing your pan-galactic gargle blaster
