A dimly-lit data center with blue accent lighting? And someone wearing a hoodie? VERY REAL HACKER ALERT

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That's just some poor jr admin sent to the colo to clean up the wires in the closet. Poor guy's freezing, but at least he's out of the office.

Thats not the Hacker, thats the poor sysadmin working nightshifts

Trying to find the right server to power cycle but some chucklefuck labeled them wrong so now they're checking serial numbers hoping it's an off by one and not just completely wrong

Someone should teach him how to turn on the beep/blink LED from ILO...

Well they gotta get the repos back somehow.

Motherfucker has two hoods!

That's how you can tell he's a real tech guy, he takes backups so seriously that even his hoodie gets one.

because he's not wearing his hearing protection ofc

HIS WHAT?

SORRY, I HAVE SEVERE HEARING LOSS AFTER YEARS OF WORKING IN A DATA CENTER.

His hacker lair is so clean, but his cabling standards are about what I'd expect.