Top, you get time to duck under the covers whilst the under-bed monsters chow down on the bottom bunker.
I'm not afraid of heights but the last thing I'd want to do when I'm really tired and ready for sleep is have to climb a ladder
Im a top in this case solely due to the wrestling move potential. Bout to suplex my brother back into the womb.
Be me, 10 years old
Wake up on top bunk
Rub eyes, sit up
Get wacked a in the head a half dozen times by the ceiling fan
3/10 experience, great views, not worth the brain damage
My brother had the top bunk for a while but then he had really bad gas (the kind that burns your ass on the way out) and it kept floating down to me and I was gagging all night
Oh, that's odd. You can just look up "define acrophobia" in any search engine, for future reference. 😅
Tbh, I'm a little confused about this whole exchange.
It's not about acronyms at all, it is just a joke because the word acrophobia looks like it could be. Acrophobia means fear of heights.
Back when I was a kid, I was the bottom and my brother slept up top. Of course that was back when it was required we shared a room.
I've always had top due to loft bed vibes but now that I'm an adult, I want a bottom floor bed so bad, but I'll lose the space saving capabilities! I currently have a whole chest of drawers under the bed and it's been great to be able to stash things away.
But, the ability to flop into and out of bed is dearly missed...