Hey, I know those glasses! That's Sharon from accounting! She told me, her boss, that she had swiftness disease.
Makes me wonder if Steve from IT really had an appointment at the tailor.
Those glasses really are a nice touch. She could've just gone with the towel and call it a day, but those sunglasses really put it all together.
If pressed for details, I always say I have workplace-related anal glaucoma.
I just can't see my ass at work.
If pressed for details, I always say I have job-related anal glaucoma.
I just can't see my ass going to work.