Crow are human?
I mean... There's that one species that entered its own stone age...
Humans are just crows with rights and anxiety.
Becky. Lemme smash. U want sum blu?
-- Crowpernicus
...we started out friends?
Nah, humans are a buncha jackdaws
No, we are both dreaming butterflies.
Speak for yourself. I am a plate of sashimi.
Here's the thing...
I wish, buddy.
When I worked in food service, one of the best things I learned was that humans love shiny food. That's why I always prefer my salad tossed.
