George Santos to Spend More Time with Imaginary Family
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George Santos to Spend More Time with Imaginary Family
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-to-spend-more-time-with-imaginary-family
The congressman thanked his children for taking care of his many imaginary pets, including a marmot and a python.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an announcement that many in Washington felt was overdue, Representative George Santos said that he was resigning from Congress to spend more time with his imaginary family.
“As much as I’ve loved this job, it’s taken me away from my kids,” he said. “And to them I say: Blake, Kaylee, Agnes, Skip, Molly, Charlie, Leeann, and Rex, Daddy’s coming home.”