Probably only a couple of you throw them hard enough
Word will eventually spread of your craft
the first apple sails by missing him by an inch, as he ducks his head and weaves through the barricaded furniture by the front fate. A second apple whizzes by and hits that nasty postman who explodes in a cloud of letters. Target in sight, he bounds up the stairs and into the first room on the left and delivers his cargo by masters feet: a fresh basket of apples. He's a good boy.
Exactly, you don't eat them, you throw them at people. And it's not limited to apples.
Rocks are a great substitute for apples!
Eating "anywhere from 150 to several thousand" apple cores will kill an adult with cyanosis so... maybe stop worrying about how many you need to eat and start figuring out how to feed them to people.
So what you’re saying is we should aim for 80-120 or what I call the “diarrhea zone” to ensure people leave us alone
I would rather cover them in petrol and throw them in a river, than share food with another human being!
I don't know about apples, but if you just want people to stay away, then, according to anecdotes from others (definitely not personal experience! Stop looking at me), the following will keep you on the throne:
They say that if you drink a gallon of water a day, it would keep all the drama away, since you'd be too busy peeing.
That was Steve Jobs tactic.
Eat only fruit. That causes the worst BO possible. Noone can stand to be near you.
Since this specifies how many to eat, probably only like 10. That's a little over the daily value of fiber and since most people don't usually eat as much fiber as they should anyway, that should be enough to get some pretty good gas happening.