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The Asbestos Avenger! Min-maxed to be immune to fire but guaranteed to die of cancer before the end of the campaign!
Cock ring of fire immunity: Very Rare. Makes area surrounding and including the wearer's reproductive immune to fire damage. Prevents STIs and can be toggled to destroy sperm cells in ejaculate