If snails did have tears with salt in them, the salt would already be in their body, meaning he'd already be dead.
Yes, and lions and dinosaurs can't talk, but this is a community where we post silly comic strips so maybe chill out with the fact-checking my dude?
IDK...you have some pretty strong hydrochloric acid in your stomach that's not dissolving you, but im pretty sure it would melt you if i dipped you in a vat of it.
A comma makes this two very different sentences.
Despite being believed by many, slugs smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying
Or
Despite being believed by many slugs, smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying
Slugs smiling would absolutely prevent me from crying. (At least from sadness, it might be so beauriful I cry because of that though)