So this is how they proselytize. Better than knocking on doors so ia ia Cthulhu fhtagn, I guess.
Someday you, too, may be disturbed by waking dreams of cyclopean monoliths of strange stone under the waves.
"Hello, if you have time we'd like to talk to you about unfeeling horrors from beyond the cold stars"
Good day sir! Would you like to talk about how our Lord Cthulhu wants to enslave all mankind to be tormented for eternity?
Turns out we go mad and die anyway ... regardless of who we want to believe in
Personally I believe in Joe Pesci ... because he gets things done