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Somehow through the years this joke evolved from not being able to find the g-spot to not being able to find the clitoris. It doesn't really make sense because the clitoris is right there and in no way hidden.

I know right? It's hard to miss, it's right there on... the elbow?

I’ve never understood how this is joked about as being difficult. It’s right at the top. I think in many cases it’s a comment on how they don’t bother or understand that’s what they’re supposed to do.

It's wearing a hoodie, though.

Word got out that women don't get orgasms through the g spot, so then it became all about the clit-hype.

And to drive home how pathetic knowledge of women's anatomy (and sex ed in general) are, those are still more than likely the same organ, just extended internally.

I think kids today have a lot more exposure and information about female anatomy. When I was growing up you had to "find your way" so to speak. It doesn't help that Sex Ed in a lot of states is terrible.

It's in the fucking middle and the top. What's wrong with people.

A lack of sex education including consent and pleasure does that to people.

The actual joke is that you can't find what you aren't looking for.

People always condemn porn for teaching guys bad habits or incorrect sexuality. I dunno. I pretty much learned everything I know from pino, and then followed it up by asking the girl if I was doing it right. You ever watch porn? They show you where that shit is.

It all depends on the kind of porn and how smart the watcher is. Idiots who think porn is real life will definitely learn the wrong things and hurt someone.

Pro tip: it’s not in the butt

You just didn't search deep enough

You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame.

Wait until you find someone who does keep a spare clit in there.

You don't even need to know exactly, soon as you start doing something she likes, just keep doing that consistently, until she starts grinding on you, then you gotta keep up with her pace.

It's not hard, and if you use your word-noises and communicate with the person who is being so kind as to let you search for it, she will probably help you and may even go so far as to tell you how she wants it touched. Finding it is just half the fun.

I'm not young but I have never found it. Is that why I'm divorced? Bonus info I have been married for 20 years

Dear god, if that’s true just look at biology book

I don't think there's ever been much of a mystery about the location of the clitoris. Its existence is what some guys may struggle with.

WTF? They taught us in s hook with very detailed illustrations and diagrams. We also were warned about what not to do to a clitoris, of course.

Did they stop teaching teenagers how not to hurt each other?