Or was this the first example of gurilla paid advertisement in the comments section? "How do I advertise my dental practice? I know I'll pretend I was disturbed by a telegram and they shall print my complaint! And it shall goeth viraleth"
Was expecting something like: "We've been trying to reach you about your horse and buggy warranty."
In June 1864, everyone in London was receiving telegrams about grieving widows looking for company in the neighbourhood.
Hot widows in your area are bored with using candlesticks and require a gentleman.
Those vehicle warranty ads are so insidious. The ones I get use packaging that's typically reserved for official government mailers and sometimes include the name of a govt agency that has nothing to do with them.
Whenever I throw one out I imagine how many elderly people must be mistaking them for govt business and getting fleeced out of their money.
Mr. Gabriel sure got his money's worth from his telegram, since we're still circulating it 159 years later.
Yeah i went down there today, but they weren't in professional attendance (presumably because it is now October)
27 Harley Street is now an ear, nose and throat specialist with a reputation for treating people who can’t burp.
Sounds like something out of r/writing prompts.
A wizard makes a deal to live forever. The cost he must pay is 100 healthy human teeth every year...
I would love to be able to burp, but a Botox injection in the neck/throat ? Nah I think I'll pass
Imagine how much better the world could have been if the editor of The Times had taken the time to have a quick word with a dentist in 1864!
Literally just how people ended letters in 1864. It's like seeing someone say "bless you" to a sneeze and scoffing at it.
I like how every single reply of yours so far makes you seem like a bigger tool. It's aspirational.
I also think you're a tool if it helps. Or indeed if it does not.
I hope it doesn't, this is fun.
If I remember correctly, weren’t telegrams fairly expensive back in the day? Did the dentist get some kind of “bulk discount”?
Harley street is the most famous place in the country for (private) medical practices. Today there’s thousand of people employed in one type of medical job or another there.
Notice seems to be where all the cryopreservatory places are. Because if you're going to be stolen liquid nitrogen after death I suppose you should do it somewhere ritzy.
Good day sir .... here is your daily wheel barrow load of telegrams.
I believe I saw a message from your mother in there.
Til the morrow with my next wheel barrow.
They're still around in most of the world. If you wanna spend 20 bucks on a telegram that could have easily been a free email, go for it
Come to think of it, email is a form of telegram, since it's translated to 1's and 0's, or dots and dashes......??
"You are very great. One hundred thousand pesos to come Santa Poco, put on show, stop the infamous El Guapo."