A bag could massacre a village

That chip has enough spice to BUY a 14th-century peasant.

It's the coolest Dorito.

A single bag of Takis could have killed more than the plague if released on Europe at the same time.

Let’s be real though; we’d all eat that mega-chip.

Ou melord. It's quite hot melord. The spice, melord! It's burning me mouth, melord!! Melord!! The spice is too much melord!!!

At first glance I thought that chip was covered in small bugs.

there's more flavor there than a 9v battery.

Imagine if this was the Cooler Ranch Doritos.