The lord is returning soon

Ah yes, the Christian endgame, accelerate the apocalypse.

The exact time that the lord returns has a profound effect on what goes in this week’s grocery list 🙏 amen.

Surely, if he is returning soon, then it doesn't matter if the fruit doesn't last as long.

No point buying all that expensive organics when He will soon return 😤

i wish the rapture were real and could fucking happen already so all these annoying fuckwads will get whisked off and we never hear from them ever again

Is that true for Aldi here in the us? If so, it might be worth the extra half hour drive compared to the closest "fancy" grocery store

I didn’t know Michael Flatley ever went away.

Except for the lord part, I completely agree with him.

That's exactly why we are having Metamucilmosas tonight. We live on a fixed income and could not afford real orange juice this month because of having to run the heat and Christmas. Come New Year all we have on hand is Metamucil and sparkling grape juice so made the best of it. Figured if anything else it will help us clear out our bowels.