[Game Thread] TCU @ Iowa State - October 7, 2023 at 8:00 PM ET

I am officially at the point where I would rather do something else. G'night, nobody. :-)

Me: C'mon Frogs, don't fuck this up.

Frogs: ::Proceed to fuck it up::

Which Cyclones team do we get? Which Frogs? Who can say anything, except that the retro uniforms for ISU look good (and are meaningful), and the faux-retro A M E S helmets are pure fire.

Even our Australian is letting us down tonight. What a cluster of a game.

Help me, Emani Bailey, you're my only hope.

Damn my clones are rolling. This is awesome. And couldn't be against a worse team. I truly wish the worst for TCU from now until they get ride of Dykes and Briles.

Well, there we go. Chandler's joints are all ticking timebombs. Doublefuck.

FUUUUUUCK.

Nice! A little bit of "Chandler Football" there. Thought for sure that was a dead play.