Stars Rule

you know, we all have our lives, we all are individuals but.. in the grand scheme of things, at the scale of the universe, we are SO FUCKIN HUGE GOD DAMN!!! I AM 500 LIGHT YEARS TALL

Narcissism is a hell of a drug 😄

I'm Hugh Mungus

Jack Handy, is that you?

Peter Cook did this joke with infinitely more panache about 30 years ago. Search YouTube for "Peter Cook Clive Anderson talks back".