i'm so much more fucking exhausted 30 seconds after reading this than i was thirty seconds before i read it
Wow, is it exactly double?! Nature is amazing! This kind of little details really proves that there is an almighty creator!
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Would you rather: have one ball, a big ball, but no more games or two small balls, unlimited balls, but no more balls?
You could get them removed and they'd never stick to your leg again. But maybe consult a doctor first, it's possible they're keeping you from getting osteoporosis or something. I kept my ovaries when I yeeted my uterus for that reason. (You should probably have a doctor do the procedure too, if you decide to go balls-free, even though it's more expensive than having a cowboy do it.)
You wouldn't be so smug, with all your fancy shmancy hydrogen atoms, if we had ever found Nemesis!