Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha
Seems to work with the "in bed" tradition I guess.
Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like "What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?" or "When will I meet these friends next?" or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.