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Except for the part in prophecy where Jesus is specifically described as being unattractive lol

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him." https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/ISA+53.html#:~:text=He%20had%20no%20beauty%20or,that%20we%20should%20desire%20him.&text=He%20was%20despised%20and%20rejected,and%20we%20esteemed%20him%20not.

Hair was also curlier, like lamb's wool.

He could probably have had some decent dreads.

Given his association with the wild preacher, John the Baptist, he very well might have

I thought those passages meant he had back hair you could get lost in for days but I'm no religious scholar

Now that ties on with the absence of bueaty!

Maybe that's why Jews don't believe him to be the messiah — he was too damn hot.

I don't see any reason to take the term "beauty" here in a modern sense. If that is the game we are playing here.

Flashback to that mustachioed Persian princess "beauty".

I dunno man, that complexion still seems a little too light.

Adjust your screen contrast until Jesus appears properly.

I hope I'm not the only one old enough to be thinking of a Smurf yelling at me to adjust my TV

Honestly before my time, but that was an epic episode. And I remember adjusting color sets…

Nah dude I'm not fucking with my screen settings just cause y'all keep picking weird Jesuses

Is it "Jesuses"? "Jesi"? "Jeese"? Or maybe it's "Christs Jesus" like attorneys general?

I'm not gonna speak to the divinity of y'all's Jesuses but mine makes a pretty mean crab enchilada. I think you might be going to the wrong church.

The dog tags of his fallen enemies as armor is how what Jesus did as well

Metal as fuck, making his papa proud with that old testament vibe.

Still too woke. He was a Jedi and they were all about the … ah who am i kiding…

What jesus actually looks like:

🪦

More like: 💀

But honestly is more like: 🧚‍♂️

Are you all discussing how a person from a fairytale looked like?

The joke is more about Americans thinking a bronze age man in the middle east looking like a white American or European.

The Iron Age(s) started several hundred years before the Roman conquest of Judaea.

The Hittites in Anatolia, basically next door to the area, were among the first to discover iron working.

Noted

Chalk it up to great marketing.

Allegedly based on a portrait of a Borgia for their imaginary savior, white-washing him. Much more palatable for the xenophobic religious zealots.

In all fairness, Jesus was probably an historical figure. Everything built around his life though...

Star Wars is no fairytale! (well, actually it is)

Nuh uh

It's a historical documentary

All I’m saying is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There is someone for everyone. Somebody thought that Jesus was one super hot hunk of man meatus.

Beauty is the eye of the beer holder

Authentically stepping out of a space vehicle as wel 😹

You made Jesus.....not white? BURN THE HERETIC!!!

Those are the same person.

Wait, why do people think Jesus look like Black Mask again?

What show is bottom image from?

Ashoka

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