God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable
Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
One of the biggest weebs I know is also an avid camper. Like every vacation is hiking and camping in the wilds.
