Funnily enough this reminds me of a couple years ago when someone sent me a picture of their rooster when they said they were going to send a cock pic
Honestly it was one damn good looking chicken and I'm happy that's what they sent me instead of a dick pic
Edit: Spleling
You just reminded me of that weird catfish dm I got on instagram back when I still used that horrid platform.
Hi, I'm looking for the perfect match, paired with the pfp of an absolutely gorgeous woman
So I sent them a picture of an actual lit match and said: „This one is pretty good“
They never replied
