What do you think happens at the end of the three day no poop challenge? Some things need to be preserved, for the better of humanity.
The kind of deep lore that will be spoken of in 1h YouTube essays in 10 years - unless YouTube became peertube by then or something.
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!
I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I'd need industrial plumbing.
Inside muscle I guess.
Jokes aside, it can depend on the physiology and lifestyle of the person as well.
Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can't imagine pooping only once a week.
Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
I had surgery fairly recently and didn't need to poop for about 5 of the 7 days they kept me in the hospital.
not sure if it was the food or just not doing anything but laying on a hospital bed for a week but it can be done.
I'm not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it'd depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods... I bet we could float it.
"Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!"
the lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced
the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced
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I mean, if you're going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.
Luckily they didn't have to go through that ordeal.
I know such a man personally. He didn't poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.
Huh, even with context, I guess.
Terrible case of not liking new bathrooms? I hate public restrooms too but, my brother in christ take some deep breaths you'll get through.
Or maybe a sex journey, thanks /kbin 🤣
I have a friend who asked the same question because he knew there wouldn't be a bidet where he was going. That's the only reason I can think of that's not related to some sort of sex thing.
My insides literally shut down when I'm out in public. I don't need to poop no matter what I'm up to. The moment I get back home or to the hotel, I will wreck that bathroom, but it's like I literally cannot go in a public restroom