I’m not sure if you’re making a joke or trying to be l correct me, but that’s hilarious!
Well played
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Facebook post by user Nevin Tressler to the Organic Gardening group reading: "They are destroying my garden. What is it and how do I get rid of them without pesticides"
Attached are two photos, one of a xenomorph facehugger from Aliens wrapped around a plant pot with a succulent in it that appears to be mid-topple, the second photo is of the same facehugger apparently scurrying away from the same now-toppled pot.
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We would take them as pets because they are really friendly and misunderstood. They just like to climb around your bedroom walls at night and you often wake up with them suspended directly above you on the roof
That's Academy Award nominated Australian wildlife expert character actress Margot "Steve Irwin" Robbie to you!
It would probably get killed by the local fauna pretty quick. Then it would get tossed on the BBQ
Just do it like you would do with a spider in your house: catch it alive, and set it free in an environment where it can thrive, e.g. Washington, D.C.
The only problem is that it's just a matter of time until he brings a not quite dead one into the house as a present.
OceanGate has a device that can kill a person faster than the brain can process what's going on. That should be humane.
