Someone's never had their balls shaved as smooth as a Christmas ham. You can definitely get bubbles floating up past your balls, but it takes a decent amount of sweat and a complete lack of hair
I think I'd rather have my junk hanging outside my body than to have a fart do a 180 on me
Today we encounter the "pussy havers" and the "pussy have nots" learning side by side! Spectacular!
Instructions unclear.... just shit in Koi pond while attempting to Dutch oven a fish.
I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.
I'll keep my ding dong, thanks.
Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.
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Yeah you know those slow motion videos of the water droplet that bounces up from the surface tension?
Well, that. At scale.
Lol (not porn, but on redgifs because nsfw I guess?) https://www.redgifs.com/watch/unhealthylivelybarbet
You don't want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills
Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it's that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can't take this shit no more!
Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?
Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it's probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh
Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.
I'm a guy and I've had those farts that escape up between your leg and balls and pop out the top
Na, that's when the water splashes up to your bunghole. Poseidons Kiss.
You're thinking of the Witches Kiss.
My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I'd take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.
This is why you keep spare pads or tampons or we.
The one day you don't have them, that's when the worse will happen
Please don't
Someone will either have to clean it up for you anyway or it goes down the drain and contributes to your local drainage problems
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I'd rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
Little known fact : you can halve the length of your penis with a simple figure-eight knot.
The opener band was We are born between piss and shit, then CBT came on stage. I think the singer really got the best piss gurgling voice I've ever heard. That was a wild concert.
