When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off

Imagine going to make a meme about this and getting it all stitched together and then typing the word “sneeze” instead of “cough” and publishing without a second thought?

Less than 1% alcohol? Good, anymore than that would get me all tipsy and shit.

Where can I get some? ^Asking^ ^for^ ^a^ ^friend.^

One time when I had a sinus infection they gave me a bottle of essentially just dxm but the syringe they gave me to measure the dose didn't fit in the bottle so I just took a swig whenever and let me tell you that was genuinely the happiest week of my life. I've never felt so at peace. Granted there was a lot else going on like I was essentially being paid hundreds of dollars to just feed someone's dog and take them outside on a really nice plot of land but the drugs made it a lot better I swear.

And if its too effective, they won't be able to leave any bad reviews.

Checkmate.

skillfully combined ...by measuring cups. lol

All that good shit just to be ruined by the chloroform burning all your insides

The cannabis is probably by far the least harmful thing in there.

If you ever visit New Orleans be sure to tour the pharmacy museum. Located in an actual former pharmacy in the French Quarter, it is filled with examples of this sort of thing along with arcane medical tools that look like something from Dead Ringers. It gives some really great insight into the state of medicine at the time as well as the exploitation perpetrated by quacks.

You murdered this meme

The worst part is that they used to give this to babies and children on the reg

if it works, it works. if you wanna be conscious, you better take some pervitin.