I'm not seeing the option for "Unenthusiastically masturbate and roll over back to sleep."
That's when I come over to your location, do tuvan throat singing, or heavy metal growling (your choice) while peeing on everyone present (not your choice)
https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/what-to-know-about-urethral-sounding
It’s this, but as a group activity in a bath (hot spring style, not your little tub at home).
My first thought was an adult-sized ultrasonic cleaner bath where they get dipped in chemicals and vibrated until the flesh falls off the bones.
I went to a dronemetal concert once. It was two hours of the loudest thing I ever experienced, like a column of noise washing over and through my body, vibrating my inner organs. One of the top things I ever experienced. If that's what a soundbath is, I'd absolutely do it first thing in the morning.