One of America's biggest scumbags, Mitch McConnell, was giving a speech last week when he just suddenly froze for about a half minute, staring blankly into space until his handlers helped shuffle him off the podium.
He definitely suffered some sort of stroke/medical event. But despite that and despite the fact that he is 81 years old and should have retired long ago, I'm sure he's still going to want to keep his position in Congress for as long as there are still minorities to oppress.
