you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client
We need to do an efficiently test. Run my cone a thousand times and yours a thousand times, then check which runs faster.
Guy can afford 4 laptops but didn't have enough to spare for a shirt?
EDIT: Since I guess it wasn't obvious enough, this is a sarcastic joke, I am not being serious.
This place was so chill for the first few weeks, now people out here downvoting blatantly obvious and benign humor
I sit shirtless on my computer as it heats the air, specially noticable in summer. Can't imagine being around 4 at once
Oh, I think I can help you: Don't sit on top of your computer, that's the part that gets hot, especially in summer