Troy: “Lemme ask you something. People been clowning me about this jacket since I got here. But, if I take it off to make them happy, that just makes me weak, right?”
Jeff: “Listen, it doesn’t matter. You lose the jacket to please them, you keep it to piss them off. Either way, it’s for them. That’s what’s weak.”
Troy: “Whoa. You just wrinkled my brain, man.”
Anybody (of any gender) that perfomatively does something solely out of spite is toddler core.
"My girlfriend told me she doesn't like mullets so I got a mullet lol"
"My dad says I'm not allowed a tattoo so now I want one even more!"
Toddler core.
So what happens if a creep says he loves her short hair? Shaved bald? Then what happens if a creep says he loves her bald head?
Then she'll have to grow it all back. It'll take time, but sometimes getting the perfect spite just takes time.
Yesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don't really give a fuck about her opinion.
I can't find the reference but the picture is from a stylists' website.
It's just ragebait.
You don't understand. A simple compliment about something that obviously takes a lot of work is TRAUMATIZING! Tune in tomorrow when she tries to get her revenge via HR and they politely tell her to seek employment elsewhere because they don't want none of her kind of crazy, and she follows up with a post about being unfairly cancelled.
I’m pretty sure the girl in the picture had nothing to do with with the batshit stupid captions. As I understand it, the pic was taken from a stylists’s page.
Oh I am too. I thought the ridiculousness of the whole thing made it obvious I'm joking.
What is the point of making up contentious stories? Just say you got a haircut. I guess getting people to comment is the point, which evidently works. I hate this version of the internet.
"I was victimized by the patriarchy, so I got a haircut"
Everything has to be a buzzfeed headline... Nobody "just does stuff" anymore. All of life's banal moments need to be presented as either a reaction or a challenge to really sell them. How else are you going to get online randos invested in your new haircut?
I love that new hairstyle for her! I don't think everyone can pull it off, but it looks great.
What was the lore about this again? I know there was papalu before, but did people think the account got hijacked or what?
Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.
I forgot how to link subs again so pretend this works and that the sub exists on Lemmy !c/fuckxavier@remi.therat
For links you can just drop the c/ and it should work !fuckxavier@remi.therat
Although if you're just using it as a joke hashtag you prob don't need the domain at all and just the c/fuckxavier makes the point for you