Because even though it's technically shelf stable it'll keep longer if refrigerated.
you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat
I'm confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who's the real hero here?
I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it's okay to keep my karma balanced.