Chief archaeology kook Jimmy Corsetti is back again with some thoughts to share on China.
Some people asked who he was last time. Answer: he talks about this sort of nonsense on Rogan.
Some people asked who he was last time. Answer: he talks about this sort of nonsense on Rogan.
Destructive trees
LOL!!!
Trees vs Nature! Who would win? Aliens!
EDIT: <he talks about this nonsense on rogan>
Yeah, it figures. Toxic meathead with a goddamned bullhorn.
Oh, China is covering up an ancient civilization, eh? Like the ancient CHINESE?! The yellow river valley peoples are very well documented. The real scoop Jimmy missed is the huge range of their artifacts that have been found. From Syria to the Yellow Sea, their pottery and bronze work has been found across Asia, showing how people from 2000 years before the pyramids of Egypt, the silk road was already moving goods across the biggest landmass on earth, on foot, peacefully. Egyptian pyramids are so fucking dumb - they are single use tombs for the incredibly narcissistic. Conspiracy nuts love them because they're equally narcissistic and think they would be worth a pyramid in that distant time.
Oh neat, I knew about that civilization, but I didn't know its outdated as one of the biggest early ones behind the Yangtze and Liao that's cool
Why are Chinese burial mounds all covered with earth? And why are plants growing on the ground? It's all a conspiracy!
All their largest bridges have water passing beneath. This proves that moving water generates the telluric currents needed to counteract gravitational forces in localized areas to levitate the bridges.
Can I ask what the right reasons are? I've seen numerous claims of pyramids being in china, with the pictures that seem to back it up.
True π
We should try and convince them that the Luxor in Las Vegas was actually built by an ancient civilization, but was hollowed out by the CIA in 1945 in order to hide its historical significance. To keep anyone from being able to see it before it was opened to the public, it was hidden from view via sophisticated curtains.
Does it make sense? No. We can just say they're trying to cover up history.
Why are aliens posing as Jimmy on twitter? What are they trying to hide, their existence?