It's so wrong it made me question my reading comprehension and basic understanding of math.
There's a word missing. Should read "each sober person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins".
This is not only shite maths, but a rip off of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/cygcha/each_scot_would_have_to_fight_off_around_114_cats/
If there were 666 people in Ireland, they could fight off billions of Penguins and take their souls.