Naming your spoon or fork "dick" is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.
After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It's best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.
I personally prefer Cary Grant humiliating himself than Eric Idle, but your mileage may vary...
Oh geez, now I can't wait to use this to creep my next waitress out, complete with Groucho eyebrow lifts.
Cheese cream.inside italian vread with wine! Amazing. Just make sure your bathroom is reachable.next day