"Stainless steel back" kind of implies that the rest might be made of good ol' mild steel!
I think it's because the rest is made of gold!
Rolex's sexier cousin
Rolsex sounds like a tired DM telling a player to "roll for sex" during some kind of porn version of Dungeons and Dragons.
https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml
Warnings for rape
Who the fuck is going to read even 10% of that wall of text?
I got no time for that.
Or has a Scottish accent
ROTFLex
LaTeX
Great, another thing I'll never have...
