I have the world's stupidest phobia: overflowing toilets.
If a toilet overflows, I end up in another room in a fetal position in tears feeling like a complete idiot for being terrified of water.
This is the most relatable thing I've ever read. Toilet water is dangerous and people should treat it with more respect.
Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying
So, Professor Jenkins, my old nemesis! We meet again, except this time, the advantage is mine! Quack!!!
