Sea captain is also a successful small business owner:
Ambition and stable income are important in a relationship. While Comic Book guy also has a small business and likely stable income, the blatant misogyny would likely be a turnoff for most women.
If Moleman is taken, have to go for my man Stu. I didn't live through the Disco era but they couldn't be that bad, right?
The professor or Otto. Neither is coming home with me afterward, but I'm imagining a bizarrely fascinating conversation over dinner with the professor, and getting blazed with Otto doesn't sound too bad either.
There's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be happier.
Not rich enough for me to put up with his pedantry.
Plus he'd keep asking me to cosplay Jojo characters for him and I don't have those kind of ratios.
I was thinking that his banter is probably very appealing to a lot of people on this website.
I'd go for Kirk.
He might not have the most interesting personality, but he seems like a sweet guy, who can enjoy the little things and who will also join you for the occasional adventure.
The man who sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Tabletime and Allied Biscuit? No thanks.