I've never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.
So I noticed two seams.. can you load the wiener both ways? That'd be some kind of celebration.
Now you can have a hot diggety great time with the Footlong Stroker Masturbator! You will be sure to get a full load of mayonnaise when you slip your firm shaft into this massive Stroker! Made out of a durable PVC Plastic on the outside with a “Real Feel” super soft skin silicone on the inside....this fun little Masturbator gives a whole new meaning to the term “Take me out to the ballgame”! This Discreet Play Toy enables you to proudly display it anywhere until you are ready to “Get Wild”...then Both ends screw off to reveal an Anus on one side (for the more adventurous)and a Vagina on the other. Sticking your wiener in a bun will never be the same. This is an outrageous play toy for the man who really “Loves” his wiener!
You're welcome. I think.
Well it's probably either a 2-man toy, a variable hole type multitool, or a finger winner trap.
"Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?"
"Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago."
"K babe."
It was an estate sale, duh. For some reason no one wanted Grandpa's novelty Fleshlight collection.
