It’s okay, we’ve figured out saying “guess where I’m taking you to eat” solves the restaurant problem
Quick, distract them by making them bento, taking them to a picnic in the park, holding hands and kissing them! 😈
Well, I guess I am now doomed. All these women chasing me will know exactly how to catch me. Oh no, oh woe.
Do you want to have one? I'm married with two kids, and this is literally all I want.... I wonder what it feels like.
Well, I can confirm. I'm not sure if you even need to put my head in your lap (but it certainly can't hurt). I'm basically yours for life.
Obviously I roll over. My belly is all yours to do whatever you want with (please pet and scritch it and then tell me I'm a good boy again)
That restaurant ia horrible, was better in the 90's. When everything was fresh, not baked from frozen.
Well, back in my days, we used to find the sauce ourselves.
Sauce: Kakawatte wa Ikenai Type no Musume ga Kanojo ni Natta (manga)
They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but experimental Aztec archeology has demonstrated that it's past the stomach and up under the ribcage. With a sharp knife and practice they got it down to under 10 seconds.
If I know ONE THING, it's that fuck do I really have to do this. If I'm getting paid per post, I want to know what is the lady's head doing in the blob thing
I want to know what is the lady's head doing in the blob thing
It's supposed to show her real emotions in the moment or in her head. It's used when you can't see her face in the moment (for example through phone) or the character acts casual on the outside.