Like everyone else if you put a gun to my head I'll pick 4 or maybe 2, but realistically this is just a skip for me
4 is the only one keeping "If you had to choose one" from sounding like a threat.
4 is the least offensive
Right, her boobs are so massive that they’re able to distort light around them!
Ew. Not judging but not my flavour. But if I have to, 4
wtf...
I seem to be in the minority for liking 3 the most
2