https://www.designboom.com/technology/aero-electric-motorcycle-paramedics-first-responders-wmc300e-09-04-2024/
I mean, even sarcastically it doesn't make sense because these will always be charged. Many people have the misconception that you have to charge EVs like you fill a tank of gas. That's all.
I think it's just too close to what people here are used to seeing used as arguments against electrification, and knee-jerk reaction is downvote.
I could imagine 100 years ago someone saying "Yes we know your house is burning down, but we had to find a shop with gasoline to put in the motorcar" to imply horse-drawn carts would be better suited for firehouses.
Idk, I still got a chuckle.
"EMS has a fleet, take one that's charged."
or
"65+% charge is good enough to get there and back, go!"