Todays lesson...

Apparently I am a type of sandwich.

I'll never get the hang of this country...

A melt is someone who melts under emotional or confrontational pressure.

Don't think I've ever heard it in real life though, just on that there telly.

Never heard of this one

Why is this picture of text a video?

Melt is used by fifty year olds and over

I thought a melt was with hot cheese. But I'm not a brit, so what do I know.

But now I want melted cheese...